I mean, do you still invite them for Christmas? Do you snub them at Uncle John's birthday party? Sit at the other end for Aunt Julia's funeral? Mundane human tiffs might be resolved; so you told the whole school about your foot fetish, time might heal and people move away and all that nonsense. But for celebrities, the whole world remembers and internet stores info forever; how do you forgive a snitch in the family then?

Will Madonna forgive her brother? There may not be a mutilated limb or two in Madonna's backyard but there are 50 years worth of personal history, filtered and spiced up by her own sibling for a hopeful million bucks. A cynic would mutter that he's been disowned and cut off from her will, of course the man has to find another way to earn money. Alright, that's harsh and just speculation.

But a snitch's a snitch right?  

The Mail On Sunday has an extensive extract from his book. There seems to be a bit of anti-Guy feeling throughout this little bit. Wonder if that will be a recurring theme?

'My husband is a beer drinker and I want to experience what he experiences,' she says in explanation. I realise that it isn't just Kabbalah that has saved their marriage. Madonna is striving hard to please him.

Ouch.

A bit tacky to lash out at your sis who seems to the reason for your success, ain't it? When you reconcile, it's gonna be a tad late to recall those books. I mean, sure you're famous in your own right now but the chicken and egg question is - would Christopher Ciccone be a name amongst bigwigs if feisty sis had not broken into the field first?

Well, considering there's not even a Wiki page to his name, this is guaranteed to mark his name in history. Turns out, he is a material boy and this is a material world.